Jessica: *wakes up from 34hour nap*
*Checks phone and goes on the internet*
"SNSDs Jessica says she is leaving SNSD*
Jessica:
Jessica:
Jessica: *looks ahead*
Jessica: I am?

Black people nightmares

yakuria:

tarynel:

okaytyhreecha:

elionking:

thatdudeemu:

Walking out the house ashy

being stuck at white folks house being forced to eat food seasoned broken promises and killed ambitions

getting braided so tight you gotta pray for your edges to stay strong

Forgetting to take the chicken out the freezer and ya mom coming home in ten mins.

It’s 1am and you can’t find your satin scarf

(via noireskin)

avehotsumma:

brokebut-wealthy:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

moment of silence for tumblr user literarygingerfox …

LMFAOOOO

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.